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After an exhausting amount of research and interviews with top ranking WW2 official veterans, I have discovered that Michael Hagman isn't just a shitty student, but also a NEO NAZI. I found the evidence to be quite damning. Should Michael still be allowed to attend the University of Houston? Rumor has it Micheal can be found at every Bass Pro Shops customer service line trying to return an XL Salt Life shirt. 

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